Single cell macrobiology

Ever heard of “single cell macrobiology”?  Well, according to an “exp teacher, preacher, mayor” in Avon Park, Florida,

Charles Darwin’s Evolution of the Species philosophy, based on single-cell macrobiology, has been categorically rejected by all qualified biologists, even those who profess to be atheists. [Emphasis added]

It would be hilarious if it was (a) so sad, and (b) a threat to public science education.  Mike has the full story at Hyphoid Logic.